cruise life

Went to a dinner party last weekend. Someone mentioned they were thinking about a vacation this summer. Before my wife could kick me under the table I had already launched into a 20-minute presentation about why they should book a cruise, complete with pulling up deck plans on my phone. The...

I'll go first. Last year on Carnival Celebration, I watched a guy try to smuggle an entire rotisserie chicken from the buffet back to his cabin wrapped in napkins. Security stopped him at the elevator. The look on his face was priceless. Another time on Royal Caribbean, someone brought their...